I cannot believe I was just sexting this nigga at this funeral!!!! Iā€™m so disrespectful!!!!

ok im tired of the bullshit


wheres the queen mosquito?? if i beat her ass all the other ones die right?? how many health bars does she have?

(via whorville)


"sir what you did is literally 100 percent illegal"
"ok but get this: im a rich white person"Ā 
"oh sorry about that sir"Ā 

(via semenology)